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Post by sunflowerchild » Thu Oct 30, 2003 3:10 pm

Um
sofa
king
we
tard
dead

....now this one!
my
dixie
wrecked

...
f u cn reed ths, u cnt spll wth a dmn!

now you come up with your own!!!
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Post by ihearteverclear » Thu Oct 30, 2003 6:01 pm

haha those are funny
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Post by SparkleNFade » Thu Oct 30, 2003 6:54 pm

HAHAHA! Those took me forever to figure out. I would come up with my own, but I'm not that talented.

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Post by 1975 » Thu Oct 30, 2003 8:24 pm

reminds me of this:

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in
waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht
the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae.
The rset can be a total mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but
the wrod as a wlohe.

Pttery amzanig huh?
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Post by ihearteverclear » Thu Oct 30, 2003 10:40 pm

haha i read that whole thing without realizing that letters were missing. lol thats crazy :D
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Post by 1975 » Thu Oct 30, 2003 11:21 pm

haha, it's great!!!!! so strange how the mind works....hmm.... just thinking about it gives me a headache
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Post by ihearteverclear » Fri Oct 31, 2003 5:24 pm

haha me too :D
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Post by 1975 » Fri Oct 31, 2003 7:40 pm

my head hurts just thinking about thinking about it
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Post by sunflowerchild » Tue Nov 04, 2003 12:40 pm

It's idiots like us that make these teasers fun! I've got a new brain teaser now!

If a plane were to crash between the US and Canada, directly on the border line. Where would the survivors be buried?They could be buried on both grounds, but it would be more likely that they would each be buried in their own country. you tell me.

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Q.Can you name four days which start with the letter "T"?
A.Tuesday, Thursday, today, and tomorrow!
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Q.Three people check into a hotel. They pay £30 to the manager and go to their room. The manager suddenly remembers that the room rate is £25 and gives £5 to the bellboy to return to the people. On the way to the room the bellboy reasons that £5 would be difficult to share among three people so he pockets £2 and gives £1 to each person. Now each person paid £10 and got back £1. So they paid £9 each, totalling £27. The bellboy has £2, totalling £29. Where is the missing £1?


I will tell you tommorrow! :wink:
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Post by 1975 » Tue Nov 04, 2003 2:48 pm

1. You don't bury survivors.
2.uhhhhh.
3. i used to know the answer but i forgot
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Post by ihearteverclear » Tue Nov 04, 2003 8:09 pm

i the third one in langauge arts last year and now i cant remember ahh.
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Post by sunflowerchild » Wed Nov 05, 2003 12:36 pm

...okaaaayyyy...
well, here's the answer to last one:

We have to be careful what we are adding together. Originally, they paid £30, they each received back £1, thus they now have only paid £27. Of this £27, £25 went to the manager for the room and £2 went to the bellboy.

here's the teaser of the day:
Read each line aloud without making any mistakes. If you make a mistake you MUST start again without going any further.

This is this puzzle
This is is puzzle
This is how puzzle
This is to puzzle
This is keep puzzle
This is an puzzle
This is idiot puzzle
This is busy puzzle
This is for puzzle
This is forty puzzle
This is seconds! puzzle

.............now read each third word down the line! :lol:
(don't worry, it got me too.)
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Q.Recently, Snow White's seven dwarfs met up with three of their friends and went to the cinema to see Bambi. From the clues below, can you determine the order in which they stood in the ticket queue?

Grumpy was in front of Dopey. Stumpy was behind Sneezy and Doc. Doc was in front of Droopy and Happy. Sleepy was behind Stumpy, Smelly and Happy. Happy was in front of Sleepy, Smelly and Bashful. Bashful was behind Smelly, Droopy and Sleepy. Sneezy was in front of Dopey. Smelly was in front of Grumpy, Stumpy and Sneezy. Dopey was in front of Droopy. Sleepy was in front of Grumpy and Bashful. Dopey was behind Sneezy, Doc and Sleepy. Stumpy was in front of Dopey. Smelly was behind Doc.

A.:
Doc
Happy
Smelly
Sneezy
Stumpy
Sleepy
Grumpy
Dopey
Droopy
Bashful
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Post by ihearteverclear » Thu Nov 06, 2003 10:03 pm

haha those are awesome.
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Post by Hoponpop » Sun Nov 09, 2003 8:30 pm

you guys are the biggest stoners ever
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Post by heartspark4ec » Sun Nov 09, 2003 10:27 pm

Is anyone else a fan of logic puzzles? Like the ones you have to make charts for and they give you like, a couple details, and you have to work it out like that?

See... my philosophy teacher had us do those, and I got addicted. My friend Tess and I sat around this summer doing those because yes... we are dorks. But we figured out the einstein one that only like... 2% of people can solve. Here it is... see if you can figure it out:

In a row of 5 houses all different colors, 5 different people of different nationalities keep 5 different pets, smoke 5 different cigars, and drink 5 different drinks. Using the clues below, try to find out who keeps the fish.

1. The Brit lives in a red house.
2. The Swede keeps dogs as pets.
3. The Dane drinks tea.
4. The green house is on the left of the white house.
5. The green house owner drinks coffee.
6. The person who smokes Pall Mall rears birds.
7. The owner of the yellow house smokes Dunhill.
8. The man living in the house right in the middle drinks milk.
9. The Norwegian lives in the first house.
10. The man who smokes Blend lives next door to the one who keeps cats.
11. The man who keeps horses lives next door to the man who smokes Dunhill.
12. The owner who smokes Blue Master drinks beer.
13. The German smokes Prince.
14. The Norwegian lives next to the blue house.
15. The man who smokes Blend has a neighbor who drinks water.
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