Hoedown!

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Hoedown!

Post by TheCowSaysOom » Mon Mar 28, 2005 9:14 pm

For those of you that watch "Whose Line is it Anyways?" this one's for you!

What you do is pick a topic, and make up a four line hoe-down song for it. You then post a new subject for the next person. Observe.

H&H newbie

Oh I just joined an Everclear board
it's color's really green
and when i introduced myself
someone stole my spleen!

new subject: dogfood

have fun!
Holy Wow! Dyslexic Cow!

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Post by stupid happy » Tue Mar 29, 2005 10:36 am

oh i can't decide which dogfood
is right for my dog fred
should i buy him alpo
or will that make him dead?

perhaps i'll stick with kibbles
and hope the things called bits
won't make him barf on my carpet
or give him doggy zits.

(sorry. i'm reeeeeeeeeally sleepy. i shouldn't play games when i'm this tired.

next hoedown: sex!
Stupid happy with everything....
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Yeah, I'm a crack-smoking board cougar nun. You got a problem with that?

Don't taze me, bro! Don't taze me! OOOOOOOOWWWW! OOOOOOOOOWWWW!

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Post by twistinside1980 » Tue Mar 29, 2005 12:25 pm

ooooohhhhh IIIIIIIII....

Wish I could have sex
with my wife so dear
I'd make her close her eyes
and stick it in her rear

but she won't give me any
and that's why I'm so mean
if I don't get some soon
my dick will turn green

next hoedown: car
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Post by hypereverclear » Tue Mar 29, 2005 3:51 pm

my full name is carly
everyone calls me car
time to find a word that rhymes
hey, ill go with jar

next word: cheese

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eee..

Post by TheCowSaysOom » Tue Mar 29, 2005 5:21 pm

Today I made a sandwhich!
with turkey, ham, and cheese!
but when i bit into the bread
the mold dust made me sneeze!


lesbians
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Post by hypereverclear » Tue Mar 29, 2005 9:35 pm

DAMMIT! What rhymes with lesbians?

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Post by hypereverclear » Tue Mar 29, 2005 9:41 pm

My brother was a thespian
And he also was quite gay
He had some friends that were lesbians
And he's still friends with them today!

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Post by short black hair » Tue Mar 29, 2005 11:49 pm

since there was no word i should created mine

eyes

Fine guys open your eyes
Smart guys open your mind
but only a sweet guy ca open his heart.


cheating

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Post by LoserFreak » Tue Mar 29, 2005 11:53 pm

Because Somebody forgot a new subject, I'll do my own.
Subject: douchebags

Tonight I sat backstage
At a high school play
Then imposed some douchebag
So I called him gay
I made an exit
Through the nearest door
The douchebag caught up with me
So i called his mother a whore

New subject: Kangaroos

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Post by hypereverclear » Tue Mar 29, 2005 11:58 pm

Im sorry! I was so excited to find a words that rhymed, I totally forgot.

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Post by hypereverclear » Tue Mar 29, 2005 11:59 pm

Everyone is far away
So I've got the blues
Maybe I'll move to Austrailia
Cause I love kangaroos!

NEW SUBJECT: Marmalade.

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Post by short black hair » Tue Mar 29, 2005 11:59 pm

kangaroos are tall
when i fought them they hit me in the balls
when im in school i say balls to the walls

subject: wrestlemania

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Post by northwestrocker » Wed Mar 30, 2005 12:03 am

here's the cheating one from SBH:

I got caught cheating,
It really wasnt fair.
me and her were sitting,
on my wife's office chair.

when my wife came in,
she was surprised to see,
it was her sister,
moaning loudly.

and LoserFreak's Kangaroo:

I went down under,
to catch some babes.
went to the beach,
nothing but gays.

headed to the city,
but got kicked in the face.
fucking kangaroos,
they ruined my day.

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Post by hypereverclear » Wed Mar 30, 2005 12:48 am

Kangaroo has been done 3 times already!!!

Can we pick a word we can all agree on and go from there?

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Post by northwestrocker » Wed Mar 30, 2005 12:56 am

chillax, i was writing my post while the other two were posted.
There're people who said I used to be a dwarf. Just not true! I was a dwarf tosser for a while, but I was young, it was dark, it was raining. -Art

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