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EverclearGTFABA
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Post by EverclearGTFABA » Fri Apr 08, 2005 11:39 am

once there was a cactus
and i sat on it
now my anus really hurts
and theres needles in my shit

RABBITS

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northwestrocker
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Location: Portland, OR

Post by northwestrocker » Fri Apr 08, 2005 6:58 pm

I have a problem,
of smoking cigarettes.
I've tried and tried,
but I cannot seem to quit.

My Doctor told me how,
to quit this bad habit,
is go out with my gun,
and kill some fucking rabbits.

(That was lame I know)

Soup
There're people who said I used to be a dwarf. Just not true! I was a dwarf tosser for a while, but I was young, it was dark, it was raining. -Art

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twistinside1980
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Location: Knoxville, TN

Post by twistinside1980 » Sun Apr 10, 2005 10:39 pm

I ate some soup this morning
the brand was alphabit (sp I know)
when I went to the bathroom
bad words were all I shit.
Breathin' fire doesn't look good on a resume.

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TheCowSaysOom
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Post by TheCowSaysOom » Thu Apr 28, 2005 2:01 pm

laptops


oh in my high school classes
sometimes it's really great
we get to use the laptops
and act like Mr. Gates

but sometimes someone goes a bit too far
and face the teachers scorn
the wireless internet hookup
displays alot of pr0n!

next subject: lightsabers
Holy Wow! Dyslexic Cow!

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Eager To Please
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Post by Eager To Please » Thu Apr 28, 2005 6:22 pm

i went to go see starwars
next to a man i sat
he was really annoying talking on his phone,
so i unzipped my pants and hit him with a light-saber of my own.
H&H Fantasy Football : 0-2

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short black hair
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Post by short black hair » Thu Apr 28, 2005 6:44 pm

rap

rap sucks
if they mixed it with rockits sucks
even more
i can't take it anymore
rap sucks.
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short black hair
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Post by short black hair » Thu Apr 28, 2005 6:45 pm

oh almost forgot next word "guitar".
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northwestrocker
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Location: Portland, OR

Post by northwestrocker » Sun May 01, 2005 1:06 am

i looked in the paper,
to find a job near.
saw an ad for,
a member of everclear.

it said the requirements,
weren't that hard.
all you needed was money,
and could play guitar!


ninja
There're people who said I used to be a dwarf. Just not true! I was a dwarf tosser for a while, but I was young, it was dark, it was raining. -Art

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HydrogenElf
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Location: Texas

Post by HydrogenElf » Sun May 01, 2005 1:21 am

the ninja observed my house for a time
watching us live, sleep, breathe, eat, and dine
and then, when he felt the time was just right
he crept slowly in and stole my Lite-Bright


wendys.
Oh, those sloppy tarts have sulphurized hearts.

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Eager To Please
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Post by Eager To Please » Sun May 01, 2005 12:44 pm

i went to wendys
for lunch the other day
i orderd some chilly, they made it right away
i hoped to find a finger, so that i could sue
instead i just ate it all then took a real big poo.

south park
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twistinside1980
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Location: Knoxville, TN

Post by twistinside1980 » Sun May 01, 2005 4:18 pm

the kids of south park are so grand
in fact, they are quite swell
when I extended one of them my hand
he told me to go to hell.

Owen Hart
Breathin' fire doesn't look good on a resume.

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LoserFreak
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Post by LoserFreak » Sun May 01, 2005 5:08 pm

I never much like sports
No not wrestling
Nor anything on courts
In fact the only thing
In sports that I'd seen
Was when Bret Heart
Took too far a lean

He fell quite a bit
I haven't seen him since
I don't really care at all
Because he took that fall.

</sucking>

~violence

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twistinside1980
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Location: Knoxville, TN

Post by twistinside1980 » Sun May 01, 2005 7:19 pm

I really like to be alone
I do enjoy the silence
the one think that I like more
is all the violence

suspenders
Breathin' fire doesn't look good on a resume.

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