Hoedown!

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stupid happy
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Post by stupid happy » Wed Mar 30, 2005 10:46 am

i will pick a word:

ORANGE.
Stupid happy with everything....
* * * * * *
Yeah, I'm a crack-smoking board cougar nun. You got a problem with that?

Don't taze me, bro! Don't taze me! OOOOOOOOWWWW! OOOOOOOOOWWWW!

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Silver Ginger
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Post by Silver Ginger » Wed Mar 30, 2005 11:09 am

stupid happy wrote:i will pick a word:

ORANGE.
That's mean SH. You can't rhyme orange with anything
I f**king love this band.
And anyone that doesn't is, quite frankly, a c*nt. - Ginger / The Wildhearts

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stupid happy
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Post by stupid happy » Wed Mar 30, 2005 11:18 am

you don't have to put it at the end of a line. for example:

my hair was once so orange
i looked like a baboon
today, my hair's dyed nearly black
but i'm still a bafoon.

VITAMINS
Stupid happy with everything....
* * * * * *
Yeah, I'm a crack-smoking board cougar nun. You got a problem with that?

Don't taze me, bro! Don't taze me! OOOOOOOOWWWW! OOOOOOOOOWWWW!

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Silver Ginger
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Post by Silver Ginger » Wed Mar 30, 2005 11:23 am

stupid happy wrote:you don't have to put it at the end of a line.

But shouldn't orange have been the subject, and not hair ?
Or am I just jealous, 'cos I'm crap at making up rhymes ??? :wink: :lol:
I f**king love this band.
And anyone that doesn't is, quite frankly, a c*nt. - Ginger / The Wildhearts

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stupid happy
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Post by stupid happy » Wed Mar 30, 2005 12:04 pm

well, i think a hoedown inspires such confusion...it's sort of like jazz during the 50's and 60's -- free-form and no rules.

i am kidding, of course.

okay, here's a REAL subject for the next hoedown:

ENGLAND.
Stupid happy with everything....
* * * * * *
Yeah, I'm a crack-smoking board cougar nun. You got a problem with that?

Don't taze me, bro! Don't taze me! OOOOOOOOWWWW! OOOOOOOOOWWWW!

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Post by TheCowSaysOom » Wed Mar 30, 2005 1:43 pm

Oh

I took a trip to England
it was really great
so much better compared to
our Golden Gate

i went into a cafe
and drank alot of tea
it tasted kinda sour
man i gatta pee!

next subject: booze
Holy Wow! Dyslexic Cow!

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LoserFreak
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Post by LoserFreak » Wed Mar 30, 2005 2:23 pm

I went out
Late one Friday night
The bar was almost empty
And the sun was brining light

There was one woman left
Sitting at the bar
Nothing left to lose
So I chugged down some booze

It's 9 months later
I've got a daughter from the lady
I shouldn't have fucked that bitch
And her name was Grady.

(Zing!)

New Subject= Batman

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Post by hypereverclear » Thu Mar 31, 2005 12:36 am

The batmobile is real
It's driven by batman
He gets in it damn fast
Cause he is not a fatman

Word: Perogie

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Post by LoserFreak » Thu Mar 31, 2005 12:55 am

I went to Philly
To pick up a hogie
But they were all out
So I got a nice perogie!

horse-ees! --that's the new subject

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northwestrocker
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Post by northwestrocker » Thu Mar 31, 2005 11:34 am

i went to my cousin's farm,
a few weeks ago.
he and his wife were married,
they were cousins though.

it really isn't that bad,
they even had a horse.
but they ran out of food,
and now it's a 3 meal course!


hamster
There're people who said I used to be a dwarf. Just not true! I was a dwarf tosser for a while, but I was young, it was dark, it was raining. -Art

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twistinside1980
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Post by twistinside1980 » Thu Mar 31, 2005 1:58 pm

I once had a hamster
it was fuzzy and had class
till one day I mowed the lawn
and mulched him with the grass.

Next: taco
Breathin' fire doesn't look good on a resume.

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Post by hypereverclear » Thu Mar 31, 2005 8:39 pm

I really love my tacos
I buy them with burritos
I get a side of pintos and cheese
Cause they are fucking neato

Protest

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Post by twistinside1980 » Thu Mar 31, 2005 11:16 pm

bush said W-M-D
the people did protest
but he didn't find them
who would have guessed.

NEXT: hood(as in da hood)
Breathin' fire doesn't look good on a resume.

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Post by northwestrocker » Wed Apr 06, 2005 11:49 pm

I was in da hood,
just the other day,
robbed a 7-11,
and ran away.

started making for my car,
and then I thought,
why do those guys have guns too,
and then I got shot.




canada
There're people who said I used to be a dwarf. Just not true! I was a dwarf tosser for a while, but I was young, it was dark, it was raining. -Art

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Schizo
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Post by Schizo » Thu Apr 07, 2005 4:46 pm

Well I went to Canada
With a banjo on my knees
And there I met a girl
As angry as you please

She said hi my name is Avril
And I say I'm punk not pop
And I'll whine about my exes
Until you beg me to stop.




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You are possessed with a power bigger than the pain.

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