memo to the guys

Talk amongst yourselves.
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memo to the guys

Post by the_laughing_world » Sun Feb 06, 2005 2:34 am

no matter how far away u r from each other, don't fucking lie about who u have been with to the one that loves u more than anything...gf or bf

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Post by Noah » Sun Feb 06, 2005 2:52 am

......................k.

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Post by everclearhagan » Sun Feb 06, 2005 3:13 am

i am going to lie to my bitch all the time. little does she know that she is getting some stds next time we get together

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Post by TheGoodWitchoftheNorth » Sun Feb 06, 2005 10:32 am

*slaps everclearhagan*

You're not making the situation better. :x
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Post by Dylan » Sun Feb 06, 2005 12:02 pm

everclearhagan wrote:i am going to lie to my bitch all the time. little does she know that she is getting some stds next time we get together
Haha, brutal yet amusing.

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Re: memo to the guys

Post by LoserFreak » Sun Feb 06, 2005 12:17 pm

the_laughing_world wrote:no matter how far away u r from each other, don't fucking lie about who u have been with to the one that loves u more than anything...gf or bf
Unless you're absolutely sure that you can get away with it.

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Post by heartspark4ec » Sun Feb 06, 2005 2:51 pm

My list of things that guys shouldn't do keeps on growing, haha. That one is totally on the list
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Post by Dylan » Sun Feb 06, 2005 3:06 pm

Women are just as bad.

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Post by grady » Sun Feb 06, 2005 4:10 pm

Cue for Cien Bolas to say something sexist here.
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Post by cien_bolas » Sun Feb 06, 2005 7:32 pm

ok, i'm tired of being called as "sexist" for this two idiots called ashton and his moral slave grady, so i hope i can finally get understood into why do you think i am "sexist".

let's see what do the girls answer to this: could i be called sexist if i wanted a girl who likes to be in the kitchen and play with kids? i am not saying i want girls not to work, but only to pay attention to the house, and i am not even saying that to all the girls, but only the girl i would some day want to marry with.

IS IT SEXIST?
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Post by LoserFreak » Sun Feb 06, 2005 11:52 pm

What? There is nothing wrong with a woman who cooks, cleans, has babies, gives backrubs, enjoys sex, doesn't fake orgasms (punch em' in the throat if they do), does laundry, bakes cookies, makes tang, doesn't watch too many fucking soap operas (or at least doesn't let them interfere with the work she should be doing), and knows when to shut her face. That's exactly how all females should be.

Edit: American Dad: "Women are never right."
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Post by loopy » Sun Feb 06, 2005 11:59 pm

yeah cien i'm gonna have to say that's a bit sexist
and lf since you're so bitter about women faking orgasms, it seems you might be the one who's doing something a bit wrong don't you think
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Post by northwestrocker » Mon Feb 07, 2005 12:13 am

i'm telling you, these damn liberals.... they're trying to distort what the average female "should be". i mean, first they're allowed into the workforce, then they can drive; what's next? they can vote!?!?! what idiot signed that bill?
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Post by TheGoodWitchoftheNorth » Mon Feb 07, 2005 12:20 am

LoserFreak wrote:What? There is nothing wrong with a woman who cooks, cleans, has babies, gives backrubs, enjoys sex, doesn't fake orgasms (punch em' in the throat if they do), does laundry, bakes cookies, makes tang, doesn't watch too many fucking soap operas (or at least doesn't let them interfere with the work she should be doing), and knows when to shut her face. That's exactly how all females should be.
Well, I'm 75% of that. :wink:
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Post by everclearhagan » Mon Feb 07, 2005 2:08 am

LoserFreak wrote:What? There is nothing wrong with a woman who cooks, cleans, has babies, gives backrubs, enjoys sex, doesn't fake orgasms (punch em' in the throat if they do), does laundry, bakes cookies, makes tang, doesn't watch too many fucking soap operas (or at least doesn't let them interfere with the work she should be doing), and knows when to shut her face. That's exactly how all females should be.

Edit: American Dad: "Women are never right."
god bless you. you forgot ironing. Here is a family guy scene that sums it up the best.

louis: I can gurantee you that a man made this commercial

Peter: Of course a man did! It's a commercial, not a delicious thanksgiving dinner.

and women remember this
Washing
Ironing
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Ect.

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