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Everclear and Wendy's reach a deal
     This breaking news just came to me, Everclear has inked a deal with The Wendy's Corporation. Everclear, along with teen pop sensation Jessica Simpson, have made a deal with the fast food chain Wendy's. The deal will be similar to that of N*Sync/Brittney Spears with McDonalds and The Backstreet Boys with Burger King.

      As part of this deal, Wendy's with offer a three promotional CDs. Disc one with be an Everclear only 7 track EP entitled Songs From An American Movie Volume 3: Smiling And Having A Good Time While Learning To Have A Bad Attitude. The track list for this CD is as follows: Songs From An American Movie pt 3, Mary Lou, Video Killed The Radio Star, Faith (Remix featuring Limp Bizkit), Closing Time, Skipping Stones, Let's Move Away Together (Nobody Here Likes Us). Disc two will be a Jessica Simpson only CD. No title or track listing has been given for this CD, as the people who tell Simpson's what to do and say have yet to hire a creative team to write the songs. It has been rumored that the CD will contain a new duet between Simpson and Nick Lachey, of 98 Degrees, and possibly a bonus track of the two making out, as studio engineers have had trouble keeping the two apart. Despite the lack of information, I have been assured that this CD will be Simpson's most artistic and creative album to date, as she will be allowed to choose the color of the CD, if management agrees that the color is pink. The third disc will consist of entirely new studio versions of Everclear and Jessica Simpson's biggest hits. Dave Thomas, the owner and founder of Wendy's is currently recording all of the hits in a Minneapolis area studio.

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