Being Thrown for a Loop on the Loop
by Gregory C. Hundemer

     I had to make a phone call. I went to the phone, picked up the receiver, and dialed. After ringing a few times, the person on the other end picked up. "Hello?" he said. "Yeah," I said. "Can speak to Art please?" "This is he," the person on the other end said. I ssumed he wasn't lying, and believed him. "Art," I said. "This is Greg." "Greg!" he said. "Ever since you got married, you've been all whipped. You ought to come down and play some drums with us." "Nah," I said. "I'm not Greg Eklund, you fool. The other guy you know named Greg." "Oh, okay," Art said. "What's up?" "Yeah," I said. "When I went to you concert, you didn't play 'Fire Maple Song' or 'Electra Made me Blind'. What's up with that?" "Oh, I don't
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